Pity they didn’t mislay Boris
“They’re all a bunch of whiffleflobbers! I’ve never been so doodly duffwhopped since that thing with the Japanese schoolboy,” said Boris in a rare moment of clarity.
A suitcase full of biscuits is replaceable. Hardly the end of the world.
GW: The best part of the non-news story is that it left BoZo ”furious” apparently. Good on yer QANTAS.