Where’s Jeremy Hunt? The ”Urban Tori Hunter Pack” Rides Once More

Hunt Makes A Wedge From Hot Courses Sale http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38638577

Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop.  Hurry up Gideon.  Can you just help me with the zip?  For Goodness Sake GW, BREATHE IN please.  Struggle Struggle Struggle.  That’s got it.  Now where’s the riding helmet?  Over here GW.  Whip?  Here you are GW.  Right did Nicholas fit that snaffle bit and has Waulter got Hanover Max ready?  I can hear them coming down the drive.  It’s a good while since the Urban Tori Hunter Pack has met but when they said they were riding out on the ”Hunt” – well now there’s a bit of sport.

Stamp Stamp Stamp.  Steady Max.  Heave Ho.  Yap Yap Yap Yap.  I see they are ready for it.  Have they got his scent yet?  Good.  I just can’t wait to get him in a corner and give him a good whack with this – the slime ball.

Right. Get along Max.  Trot Trot Trot.  Canter Canter Canter.  Yawroooo Yawrooo Yowrooo.  There he goes!  After him!  Gallop Gallop Gallop.  Sprint Sprint Sprint.  Puff Puff Puff.  Sprint Sprint Sprint.  Puff Puff Puff.  Yawrooo Yawroo Yawroo.  Thunder Thunder Thunder.  Spring Sail Thump Thump Thump.  Gallop Gallop Gallop.  We’re getting closer.  Common Max.  Don’t let him get away this time.  Swerve Swerve.  


Spring Sail Thump Thump Thump. I’ve got you in my sights now you nasty piece of vermin. Won’t be long now you creep.  Soon you’ll sleep. Yawrooo Yarooo Yawroo. Thunder Thunder Thunder.

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