It goes like this …
- Creating Jobs – Erm but my High Street is decimated. You’ve sacked loads of NHS staff? Can you show me a business created under this ConDem Cabal that makes something?
- Cutting Income Tax – I’m afraid I don’t see my pay packet changing really but I know that filling up at the pump costs much more. Food’s gone up. VAT on children’s clothes?
- Keeping Mortgage Rates Low – Oh yes Gid has just been told by Carnage to put the brakes on that Housing Bubble he was creating to fleece young unwary folk who would really love to own a home. Selling our young people’s student loan debt to overseas debt collectors? Nice one.
- Freezing Fuel Duty – Excuse me?
- Cutting the Deficit – A lie which 3/4 of UK Sheeplic believed for a while. Rounded up any tax evading Corps lately? Closed any tax loopholes? Presided over RBS’s stealing from Small Businesses?
And ends ‘Help us Finish the Job‘. You must be kidding mate!